Well, I'll be honest, the actual site structure isn't bad. But there's a lot of broken links and images, and that goddamn hymnal on the index page is FUCKING ANNOYING. For that alone it loses four points. The loadtime and the insanely huge background graphics seriously hampers one's ability to download the site quickly. I'm literally afraid to try this one on dialup. Oh yeah, and it's on Geoshitties.

Navigability: 5

Being that the inner pages are all linked, and they're all mapped from the front page, it's not too hard to navigate. If you can get the damn pages to load, that is.

Colour Scheme: 1

Every page has a retarded background image, and while the text is legible it is very annoyingly coloured. This site was slapped together either very lackadaisically or the person who designed it (probably the almighty LLLLOOOORRRRRRDD ZZZZOOOOTTTTHHHHHAAAAARRRRR *snickers*) is a complete and utter fucking idiot.

Semantics: 2

The spelling isn't horrific, but there are a lot of grammatical errors. That, and half the time this fucktard uses words he doesn't understand the real meanings of. It's really interesting, in a sick sort of way. The language used, however, contradicts itself a lot and illustrates hypocritical people who either don't know or don't care that they're being hypocritical in almost everything they say.

Originality: 7

I will give them this: this is very, very original. I have NEVER seen such misinformation whilst perusing the bowels of the pagan Internet's underbelly. What couldn't be distorted (Anubis is the son of Cernunnos?) was made up (the goddess Andred looks like the Virgin Mary!?), and their "Wiccan Way" page is cult propoganda that even John Hagee wasn't even able to come up with. Yeah, they're definitely original: I can't even find anything that's been plagiarised; what this site comprises has been so distorted...

Delivery: 2

It's a cult, pure and simple. The style of diction is that of a mindfucker molesting the innocent souls of the ignorant, and as I said before, the words used are hypocritical and often contradict each other. These people are fucked in the head. Seriously fucked in the head. And it shows in their pitch to destroy the negative.

Knowledgeability: 1

I almost wish I had permitted a zero score to be given. These people don't know jack fucking shit. Wicca's been around since primeval times? Cernunnos sired Anubis? Witches were burned in Salem? WICCANS ARE IMMORTAL!?! Yep: them peoples is dumb.

Style: 2

Lord Zothar? LMAO...sounds like something out of a Dune-type movie.

Fluff Factor: 1

This isn't even fluffy. This is beyond fluffy. This is fluffy AND psychotic. These people should be considered armed and dangerous and you should stay the motherfucking fuck away from them if you live in Canada.

Cool Factor: 1

Whatever this site is, it ain't cool. It's cult propoganda, and badly presented cult propoganda at that.

FINAL RATING: 24% or

When I saw this site, the hymnal alone made my lower digestive tract churl in disgust. This site both evoked vomitous feelings and gutbusting laughter on several occasions. There are some sick, fucked up people out there, and this is one clear example of that. If people like this were blanked from existence, than those big bad evil Christians (those lowly mortals) this site condemns on several occations would have nothing to argue against. Q and I had a really good laugh over this site last night with our friend Rhea, as I was reading the text like the announcer from the Warcraft movies...LOL...but in all seriousness this site promotes very dangerous material; I would not show this site to the faint of heart, mind nor spirit. I will, however, bestow a Stupid Site Award upon these fucktards! ^_^

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