Child’s Proverbs

Here's some funnies and interesting perspectives for you all:

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than	Punch a kid bigger than you
Strike while the	Bug is close
Never underestimate the power of	Termites
You can lead a horse to water but	how?
Don't bite the hand that	looks dirty
No news is	impossible
A miss is as good as a	Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new	math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll	stink in the morning
Love all, trust	me
The pen is mightier than the	pigs
An idle mind is	The best way to relax
Where there's smoke there's	pollution
Happy is the bride who	gets all the presents
A penny saved is	not much
Two's company, three's	The Musketeers
Don't put off till tomorrow what	you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and	you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as	Stevie Wonder
Children should be seen and not	spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed	get new batteries
You get out of something what you	see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind	get out of the way
Better late than	pregnant

SCOTT

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